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Happy Fucking Birthday - Greetings Card
Other Occasions
Happy fucking birthday. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little less sarcastic than the message on the cover!
Price: £1.75
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Fuck The Diet I Need Carbs - Greetings Card
Other Occasions
Fuck the diet I need carbs. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little less sarcastic than the message on the cover!
Price: £1.75
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For Such A Cheap Whore... - Greetings Card
Other Occasions
For such a cheap whore Roxy had fabulous wallpaper. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little less sarcastic than the message on the cover!
Price: £1.75
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Do I Look Like I Fly Fucking Economy - Greetings Card
Other Occasions
Do I look like I fly fucking economy. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little more demure than the message on the cover!
Price: £1.75
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Danger Men Drinking - Wall Mounted Bottle Opener
Alcoholic Drinks
This wall mounted bottle opener reduces the opening of a beer bottle to a one-handed operation...every home should have one! An essential in any home or bar simply attach one of these to the wall and you'll always know where your bottle opener is no more hunting through kitchen drawers - you'll always know where to find it! Great for mounting near the BBQ fridge etc.
Price: £7.95
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Danger Men Drinking - Neoprene Bottle Jacket
Alcoholic Drinks
Keep your beer cold and your guests happy with these handy neoprene bottle insulators which keep your fingers dry whilst maintaining the chilled temperature of your bottle. Perfect for using at barbecues or outdoor parties.
Price: £3.95
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Easy Twist Jar And Bottle Opener
Decorations
Rubber Jar Opener twists off caps and lids in one motion! Unique opener has four flexible ribbed openers in one suitable for soda bottles condiments pasta sauces home-canned goods. Replaces dangerous hot water dips and countertop banging. Saves your hands. Ideal for arthritis sufferers.
Price: £4.95
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Hot Red Pot Holder
Decorations
These 7 inch squares of heat resistant silicone from MIU France are safe up to 675 degrees F and are flexible enough to be used as pot holders. Alternatively set them on your table and use them as trivets - they won't slip or skid like cork metal or cloth. They have raised spots on the surface for excellent gripping and do double duty as jar openers. These Heat Resistant Silicone Pot Holders are multi-purpose kitchen tools and best of all cleaning them is easy - just put them in the dishwasher.
Price: £4.95
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Whoopee Cushion
Gifts, Gadgets & Toys
The whoopee cushion has to be one of those timeless classic gags whose popularity never seems to wane with the young and the young at heart. Simply inflate then place under a cushion or on a seat where it'll emit loud flatulent noises when sat upon. Perfect for embarrassing friends family or if you're feeling particularly brave slip it onto the seat of your class teacher. At this incredible low price you can afford to get it confiscated! Measures approximately 21cm.
Price: £0.95
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Colour Changing Jelly Candle In Glass Jar
Home Accessories
The highly sought after 'chameleon' candles range just moved up a level with the forthcoming introduction of the totally new 'Jelly' in a glass jar version. As with its predecessors this version transforms from an unassuming transparent mass into a myriad of colours when lit. From red to mauve through blue purple and green (before returning to red to begin the cycle over again) they're all there. A great conversation piece in itself the jar with its air-tight stopper doubles as an ideal storage container when empty. Jar with stopper measures 11cm x 9cm diameter.
Price: £7.95
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